Things I have learned in 2009:
- If you attempt to de-wrinkle your clothes while wearing them, you will likely end up with a hilarious belly scar.
- New York City distance can be measured in music. For example: My office to Union Square = 1 Always be my Baby + .5 Suspicious Minds
- There is only one real cure for the flu.
- Books and Burritos would be the name of the my ideal lifestyle/restaurant.